Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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