i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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