bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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