Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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