She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He? As in you personified your dick?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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