i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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