Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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