Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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