Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
