Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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