dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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