on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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