I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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