i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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