Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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