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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
