I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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