She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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