You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Randomize
