Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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