That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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