haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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