You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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