Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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