Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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