dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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