am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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