You're my little dorito
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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