my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Blood and glitter go together right?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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