Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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