Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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