Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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