Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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