My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
