OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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