sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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