just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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