He felt like a one man threesome
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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