and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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