So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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