umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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