just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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