You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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