Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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