I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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