his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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