You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
