Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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