scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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