I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
it was like eating out sand paper
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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