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(661): View more from California

Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit

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(417): View more from Missouri

quadriplegic porn is always funny

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

no. no its not

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(858): View more from California

batman tramp stamp. Dibs.

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(512): View more from Texas

And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.

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(903): View more from Texas

She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".

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(905): View more from Ontario

Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?

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