Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow