'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.