I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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