Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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