My first STD was from a foam party
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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