anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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