i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Panties = found
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