South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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