she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Randomize
