what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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