Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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