Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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