what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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